Clarence Harper is well known as an itinerant meddler and liar, telling the same story three different times and not using a single fact more than once.
Being one of 7.8 Billion small, relatively hairless apes, he is a student of the absurdly profound and the profoundly absurd. In his life he has dammed the Colorado river, was involved with that thing that happened with those people in the place last year, and is alleged to have eaten lunch with a many-faced god (though he can’t prove it, as he didn’t ask for credentials).
Clarence currently lives in Eugene, Oregon with his wife Stephanie and their many small, furry bosses.